I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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