Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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