Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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