Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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