i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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