i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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