He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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