you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it glows. i had to have it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize
