If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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