Im at strip club and am horny
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
3pm strippers are depressing
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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