You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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