I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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