it wasn't lemon gatorade
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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