Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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