Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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