What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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