There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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