Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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