I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
