I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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