so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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