ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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