You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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