I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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