I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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