So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The air taste purple.
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