she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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