I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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