OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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