im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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