How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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