biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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