"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've blown a few things in my day
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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