I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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