i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
