You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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