there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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