Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yo dont text me then not text me
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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