so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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