Do you still have your period?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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