No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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