we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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