kristin has been a bad kristin
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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