In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can text with my tongue
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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