We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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