Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
In other news, I just burned my penis
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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