I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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