what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Pants are for mortals
we should paint friendship bongs
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