I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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