nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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