Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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